The Insanity of Edward
I
n the land of Necromium once lived a great blacksmith named Edward. A
skilled craftsman, Edward could do it all from leatherwork to armor mending.
With the great cataclysm all of Edward's wares were destroyed, so he soon set
to remaking what was lost. His shop was soon filled with simple wares that
were in great demand as the people of the world worked to rearm themselves
and rebuild what was lost.
One night Zari appeared to Edward in a dream. She entered his shop and
presented him with a great cache of Necromium ore. Looking him in the eyes
she revealed to him all the secrets of transmuting Necromium, knowledge that
no mortal had ever had before. The vast cosmic knowledge was too much for
Edward, even though the visit was in a dream, and when he awoke his mind was
filled with madness.
The day after this great dream, Edward stumbled to his shop and found
all of his simple wares had been transformed into great weapons from legend.
In addition, he knew how to make more of these weapons if only he had some
Necromium to work with. Going to his desk to open the shop for the day
he found a small pouch. With the pouch was a single piece of Necromium ore.
Raising his hands to the sky the last of Edward's sanity left him and he
shouted to the sky that never again would he be undersold.
For the next few years he created great weapons with the little
Necromium he had. His insanity prevented him from stabilizing the metal so
the weapons and armor he made would not last more than a few days. However,
the peoples of the world did not mind as his prices were incredibly cheap.
A sword from "Crazy Eddies" was often cheaper than a loaf of bread, and
with these short lived items the humans were able to regain control of the
world. Then one day Zari returned and took Edward away to make various
items for the gods, and he was never seen among mortals again.
Return to the
Second Age of Man.